we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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