It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
