Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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