But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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