quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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