I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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