you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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