dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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