O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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