I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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