4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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