Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
