he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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