Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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