I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You are a genius and a whore.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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