I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Alive.
So much puke
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Randomize
