Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
as a side note pls kill me
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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