real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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