were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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