Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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