So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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