im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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