just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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