Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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