y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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