Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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