Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning

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(515): View more from Iowa

Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.

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(757): View more from Virginia

we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.

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(586): View more from Michigan

i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.

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(415): View more from California

My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird

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(250): View more from British Columbia

You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping

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