It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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