It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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