Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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