And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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