is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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