32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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