I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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