Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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