And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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