I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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