Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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