I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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