Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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