I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Life is so much better after having sex.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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