I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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