forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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