Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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