super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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