so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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