If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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