found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.