Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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