At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.