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(281): View more from Texas

the condom got lost in my hair

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.

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(540): View more from Virginia

That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....

(1-540): View more from Virginia

It was the best sex i've ever had.

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(310): View more from California

I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers

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(734): View more from Michigan

this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card

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(778): View more from British Columbia

the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic

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(720): View more from Colorado

Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love

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(210): View more from Texas

your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.

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