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(248): View more from Michigan

windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam

(630): View more from Illinois

no, it is just poor

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(760): View more from California

Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?

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(620): View more from Kansas

I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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(718): View more from New York

...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You are an awesome peach made of glitter.

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(914): View more from New York

Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?

(718): View more from New York

I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?

(914): View more from New York

Smarter than the average bear

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