she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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