He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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