The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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