ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
dude. I can hear the air.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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