just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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