thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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