fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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