Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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