this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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