THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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