So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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