I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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