I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
4 words: hood of his car
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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