I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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