Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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